| jay: | i went to talk to this girl and before i could even speak she pushes me, like she actually pushes me away |
| me: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL |
| me: | BUT POOR HIM WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT |
| me: | her lost more jay for me |
piercing-sirens-of-the-horizon:
And today…
i ship it.
oh but when i tried to get a burrito early they said no
(via monkeymcguiness)
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
(via parkertomparker)
